Better Than Pussy
Better 2 than 1
Better than a Dildo
Better than the NBA
Better than an Uber
Better late than never
Better than one
two better than one
"It's a bit bigger than average"
Better Than Video Games
Better than Voldemort
Better than her sweetest Dreams
perhaps a little squishier than your average mound
Better than a diving board
Better Than Hentai
Nothing better than bestfriends
Better than Fox News
Does't get better than this