She forgot about throat inspection day.
When she loves to ride
She forgot she didn't have a bra.
She didn’t lie when she said she went out with the girls... she lied when she said they brought her home.
She went home very happy
She can't decide which bikini to wear
When your maid forgot to wear a condom on her strap-on
She forgot to put on her underwear.
When she prefers to sleep topless.
She forgot about you
Blonde has to pee while shopping, so she pees
He definitely went ring shopping after
When Mom went shopping my bully offered her free shoes for a fuck. She decided to keep the heels on.
She doesn't know when to stop
Sometimes she keeps her clothes on
Went out for late shopping
Made sure she swallowed every drop before she went home
