When you watch porn on big screen
When I’m on top of you
woman shits on her bed and makes a piss fountain too!
Sparrowhawk plucks a live pigeon
That feeling when you just glide on in
When no one on Grindr will give you a load, so you give yourself one ;)
When she splits on you
Your bud’s sister always crushes on you when you visit...
When you summon her to service you on all fours
When you let a sadomasochist like me finger you
When You Stub Your Toe On The Bed.
When you pull out a bit late...
when your threesome partners flake on you.
When you have to share a bathroom
When I sit on top of you
When you fuck on Opposite Day
When You Find a Job You LoveÉ
When you spot Liya topless on another boat