"I don't give a shit about your wife."
When your girl puts you in your place... ;)
When your hair matches your bikini
When Crazy Wants Your Dick
When your this fat, your body becomes a suction cup
When she enjoys your tongue
When your cock holds your towel for you
When your leg blocks your cock 😬
When Your Windshields Need Cleaning
When your Date Starts Stealing Shit
When your date steals your shit
When you fuck your aunt
When she wears your shirt.
When your boxers compliment your body
When mom bursts your Pipe
when your uber driver wants your 5 stars
When your cousin is also your best friend
When Your Already 5 Minutes Late and You Ain’t Got Time For That Shit
