This is why I can’t be left alone....
This is why fake everything is better.
This is why I can’t wear shorts to the gym
I know this is why you tease me in the office all day
In the shower, now all I need is a shower buddy
Why do I get so horny in the shower?
This is why safewords exist
This is why Girls go in the Changing Room Together.
This is how i take ass selfies :)
This is why I try to avoid wearing sweatpants in public
This is why I get a lot of stares when I jog on the treadmill 🤣xx 55yo 🇦🇺
This is why I love having a foreskin!
this is why i never skip leg day at the gym
This is why I don't wear thongs
This is why there’s a shower at work... right?
Haven't hit this angle in orever. more??
This is why I can't wear nice things
Release the Kraken! 🤣🤣🤣
