Almost hit myself in the face
Definitely fits the bill
Hit the gym!
Hit her right in the eye
Don't hit the leaf, don't hit the leaf. Damnit.
Accidentally hit herself in the face
Spunk in the face
Hit the camera
Shot Myself in the Face With This One
In the face! In. the. face.
Teasing myself in the tub
Fucking myself with my feet in your face
eelin myself in the shower :)
Almost hit my own face with the first shot
Not in the face
Fucking myself in the ass
Hit myself in the face after edging
Right in the face