When you have the house to yourself
You always have your roommate's back
When you don't have anyone to share your double dildo with so you have to DP yourself instead
Have you had your moment yet?
When you share a room, you don't always have time to undress.
Panties are so overrated when you have a nice hairy pussy ;)
When you have 6,666 Twitter followers
Sometimes you have to take it slow
Best time when you have a busy life
You have to share
When you and your penis have a mutual orgasm.
When you need to cum but you have little time
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
🔊 When you have to go, you have to go
When you have no one else...
Why have one bull? When you can have two?
Why have one cumslut when you could have two?
When you have to listen to your client
