Sometimes you have to improvise
When you have 6,666 Twitter followers
Would you like to have your Pussy licked?
When you have the gym to yourself 🍆
When you have to keep your room quiet, don't wake up
When you have to cum right there
When your pussy is wet but you have to pee :)
When you see it you just have to suck it
When you have a fat booty 🍑
Monogamy is optional when you have a pussy.
When you have a pussy between your legs and a healthy libido, you will eventually have multiple sexual partners overlapping.
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
when you have 2 brothers
You have dear
Sometimes you just have to take a moment and enjoy your titties!
When you have to share a bathroom
When you cause the problem you have to fix it
When you have nothing to do