When you don't have a dick around!
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
Sometimes you just gotta appreciate what you have between your legs.
Who needs a husband when you have a son
I have a surprise for you
And we have a perfect pussy
When you have a big cock, it's actually legally required that you work him out multiple times a day ;)
When you wake up and she's between your legs.
It's pretty hard to focus on work from home when you have that thing between your legs
When your pussy is wet but you have to pee :)
When you have a beard, it's important to moisturize
"Have you seen your sister?"
Damn!! when you have such a hot niece
My private will have you smiling!
Because you have a fetish..
"Have you seen your sister?"
Best time when you have a busy life
When you have to share