The sun may not be out but the guns ARE out 😝
When you are hungry in the middle of the night
Jake, Sometimes Jane, Using the Get Out of Jail Free Pill
When the wife is out of town and she had too much drinks
No condoms
When she climbs on and fucks you like this straight away you know you are in trouble
When her husband is out of town..
When she splits on you
When she is not ready
She will Fuck the Cum Out of You
When the husband Is not at home
When You Are Bad...
Coffee is on when the bra comes of.
When DIY is not enough, she ask for help.
Condoms don't belong on bbc
When you and the bae are both freaks
When the lube is out of hand.
Anal when the parents are out..
