Would you stop fucking me when my mom calls??
When you pay for a small but get served a large
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When you're jerking with a bud and he surprises you with a facial
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Why you need a transsexual girlfriend
When you find a fat dick
Why you should buy a boat
When you get semi hard in a speedo
You don't get a say
Why kiss one when you can get two !
"Aren't you glad you became a whore?"
When he calls you his femme fatale.
View when you doggy in front of a mirror
Why despair when you can share?
When your husband cheats on you go get a massage.
When he treats you like shit but he got a big dick
Why waste a good break smoking when you could get off instead?
