Do you like when my tits hang out while I ride?
When you don't have anyone to share your double dildo with so you have to DP yourself instead
You have to be able to laugh at yourself
Why have one bull? When you can have two?
when you run out of places to have fun
or times when you have to just take care of yourself.
When they tell you to “Go fuck yourself”
Why despair when you can share?
When you just can't help yourself...
Why have one cumslut when you could have two?
Sometimes you have to punish yourself
When you have nothing to do
Why the hell not
Why not have fun on a Monday night?
When you don't have time to go to the spa, give yourself a facial!
When You Have To Hold Her By The Throat
why have one when you can have four?
Let's hang out