Your girlfriend loves trying new things
Got a new diamond piece!
when grandma got a new hip and you just renewed your viagra script
Got a new Fleshlight Flight!
Katana as a waitress in a Chinese restaurant
Anal as a special skill for job !
Ever just want a hand job?
Yay! i got a new job. i’m happy as uck
I got a new toy...
New Job, New Responsibilities
when you're just a little too good for your job...
Your girlfriend travels a lot
I got a new toy
I just got a new toy! :D
When you're just a little too good at your job
Your view as your girlfriend prepares for entry...
Glad she got a boob job.
Just a little booty, as a treat
