We Were Supposed To Watch The Kentucky Derby
morning wood bulge 😋 — what would you do if you woke up next to this 😋
I wish you were here to help
At your neighbor’s BBQ pool party, you can’t help but notice his daughter next to you...
Were You Listening to Me, Neo?
Wish this were you?
Your cousin felt so bad that those two girls at school were bullying you. She went over to their house and hours later you were told to pick her up and you walked in on this.
Don't you wish you were receiving this
Were you expecting me to have a dick?
You argued with your girl and the next night she sends you this
Hate To See You Go, But Love To Watch You Leave.
"You were supposed to tell me when you were gonna cum"
Fine! You can go to the party...
Hate To See You Go, But Love To Watch You Leave.
Your sister is going to be pissed if she finds out you were lying!
Do you wish you were here? Lying down next to me? Naked?
Imagining you were here to catch this load in your mouth
Went to a party last night, but before I had to inspect