when you want to taste your facial.
What you see when you leave for work/What you find when you get back
Wish it was you instead~!
When you get semi hard in a speedo
Who needs air when you have dick down there instead 😍
When you get horny in the locker room
When you just have to get inside her
why want bounty when you can get this booty instead
Wish this was you instead
Hot Asian Babe at SunBath
When you expect lemons but get melons
why watch soccer when you can finger yourself in the bathroom instead
When you get that good dick whenever you want.
When you get seeded right
When your sextape plays instead of the slideshow.
When you get a flat tire in Philly
Why waste a good break smoking when you could get off instead?
when she give you 9 chicken nuggets instead of 8
