So you see... you can trust me...
Think you can tame me?
Can you out kegel me?
Can you help me out, please??
You can use me however you like
Can you touch like me?
They call me the sprinkler
Can you help me dad?
Call Me Mum
Can you bounce with me
catch me if you can
You can spank me if I can spank you!
...If you can even call that a shirt.
They call me Big Whipper
Call me a
you can call me daddy
Call me when he's away.
Can you get me naked