so this is why my Uber is late!
Idk why they call it cake, it feels more like jello
They dont call me the Booty Goddess for nothing ;)
They call her Valory
Isabella DeSantos - Fun Size Is What They Call Me
This is what we call "preparation"
This is why we got married.
This is what i call "innocent bouncers"
This is why safewords exist
This is why you have 2 hands
This is why I don't wear thongs
This is why I'm always late
They call him "fat boy"
This is why your room is so messy
This is why I work out
This is why my piercings migrate!
This is why dresses were made
I guess that’s why they call it a cuCUMber