Your girlfriend waiting for you to get home.
Your family wondered where you and your sister ran off to for so long...
When you realize you left your earbuds at work.
You pay for dinner but your girlfriend brings the waiter home
You can unwrap it when your girl gets home
Your Girlfriend Bought You a Dildo
Your Aunts finally came to visit!
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
When you asked your girlfriend for an open relationship, she said she had to think about it. You got this Snapchat the next morning while you were at work..
Your bully is making your mom his whore while you jerking off
Your hot cousin gets off by making you cheat on your girlfriend!
Your girlfriend always made you wear a condom. Creampies were only for your dad
when you want to taste your facial.
When your budy sends you a snap of your wife while you're at work.
You secretly love it when your sister forces you to watch as she sucks your bullies off one-by-one at the glory-hole
When you have to listen to your client
You like it when your girlfriend keeps you updated
Time For You To Blow Your Load!
