I had a nice stroke the other day
I drink, and I know things
this was from a dream i had
Noticed I had a nice arch going on
Wife had company while I was gone
I was so excited about the nice weather, I had to get naked! Hopefully my neighbors didnt notice... ðŸ¤
When I drink tequila...
Was lonely so I had to keep myself some company
Sorry I was moving so much, I was distracted
I will drink that piss
I Felt Cute So I Had To Twerk
emily willis gets a nice drink
Daddy was sound asleep so I had a little fun with Spotted Dick
I wish i was a chair
Had a boner so I had to cum
Bridgette B was thirsty
I only had time for a quickie so I ruined it
I wish I had a quarantine buddy...