When you never have to buy milk again
Why have one cumslut when you could have two?
- You can't be bored if you have something to play with.
When you have ALL the game
when you only have 60 seconds..
You have to be able to laugh at yourself
Big tits have to be held
when you have dumplings for boobs
When you have an ASStounding THERAPIST
When you don't have time to go to the gym..
When you dont have a third.
When you have the house to yourself
When it's so good, you have to keep going
When you have to share a bathroom
when you have 2 brothers
You have to be quiet as a church mouse
Sometimes you have to be goofy