When you have nothing to do
Have you met the new secretary?
When you ask your friend to flash you
When you get to your appointment early
When you have to go
When you drop your pants...
When you get to the top of your hike at Yosemite, you fuck.
Your girlfriend doesn't need you anymore
At least you will have something to eat tonight.
When you’re so horny you have to spread your legs
At least she's wearing the new jersey you got her
Have you met this Swedish beauty?
when you have 2 brothers
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
When you have to share a bathroom
You and your girlfriends
And you thought she kinda liked you...
Wont You Fuck My Husband
