Lube him up
When you’re so horny you have to spread your legs
your gf: "What are you up to" // Me:...
When it’s your birthday but you still have to work! 🙃🍰
Lube Up Your Friend
When you have to cum right there
You have to make a statement when your family disapproves
When your friend wakes you up:
When you have to pause the game
No, you don't have to get up
When you dont have enough time to point correctly
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
When shes invites you in, you have to deliver
When you absolutely just have to knock her up
When you have time to kill on the train
When you have to keep your room quiet, don't wake up
When your friends are over but you have nudes to send
When you have to solve some things to finish the massage