This is why I am addicted to Chaturbate
This is why redheads are going extinct
Man, I just LOOOVE this new Android Update!!!
This is why I prefer clothing that doesn't constrict
This is why I LOVE boat parties
This is why I love chocolateš
This is why I'm always late
This is why I love having a foreskin!
This is why they call me breadfag...
so this is why my Uber is late!
Why is this dumbass so hot?
This is why I take orever in the shower š¤£
This is why I can't wear nice things
This is why I put a ring on it!
This is why i can never get my laundry done
I looove to suck everywhere ;)
This is why I never pass up the "nerdy" types.
