When you have to lube up to your wrist.
When you don’t have a valentin’s date
When you have to clean your own mess up
When you have to be sneaky
When you have a big cock you just have to play with him a few times a day ;)
When your titties have an astigmatism
When you take your exhibitionist wife to a wedding
When you never have to buy milk again
When you have to cum right there
When you finally make your move on your friend’s daughter...
When you have a lot to give
When you have to share
When you have the gym to yourself 🍆
When you asked your little brother to be your bull, you discovered a family secret
When you have to keep your room quiet, don't wake up
When you dont have a third.
A big family. Just not your family.
WHEN YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY GETTING STONED
